I'm Jordan, 17. I'll post anything that catches my fancy. I like loads of stuff.
I'll listen to nearly anything music-wise.
I'll read anything.
Whatever.
I really like learning about new stuff so if you think that I'll like something, just talk to me about it.
I really like hockey and my dogs.

dennys:

BYO GIF #4:

The great bacon robbery!

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4 months ago

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it

(via pizza)

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5 months ago
lucillesballs:

"hey can I borrow your phone" “Yeah give me a sec”

lucillesballs:

"hey can I borrow your phone"
“Yeah give me a sec”

(via lovisavevo)

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5 months ago

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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(via chainsawpunk)

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5 months ago
seaking:

my grandma’s still trying to get the hang of texting

seaking:

my grandma’s still trying to get the hang of texting

(via stephenhawqueen)

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5 months ago
whorville:

WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting

whorville:

WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting

(Source: i-eviscerate, via dutchster)

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5 months ago

growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

(via rabbitsduh)

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5 months ago

greathaircut:

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

(via standardgaydad)

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5 months ago

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via lovisavevo)

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5 months ago

theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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(via zdenocharazard)

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5 months ago
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